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Total Medals Earned: 339 (From 51 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,305 Points

Tetraform

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Unlocked 6/4/10
25 Points
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
MY EARS! 5 Points Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
STRAGGLER 5 Points Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
HIROSHIMA 10 Points Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points Beat the game
AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points Get a full planet
C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points Get a chain of 10+
DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points Get a multiplier on a boss
HUMANITARIAN 25 Points Heal an enemy ship
SIDEKICK 25 Points Have a spike at the end of the game
USA! USA! 25 Points Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
USE THE FORCE! 25 Points Kill 1000 enemies
YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points Beat the game without continuing
PENTAFORCE 50 Points Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points Convert a boss into a spike

Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)

The Beast: MDM

And it was all yellow Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Axe-cuse me Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Censored in Beast Trilogy Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Rip the first dude's head off.
Have a nice day Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
He didnt have the guts Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Where is my strawberry tart? Unlocked 9/24/10
5 Points
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room! Unlocked 9/24/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friends stick together Unlocked 9/24/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BALLS!! Unlocked 9/24/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cus he had noBODY to go with. LOLOL! Unlocked 9/24/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cruci-fuck you! Unlocked 9/24/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You aint got no pancake mix! Unlocked 9/24/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I... HATE... CLOWNS!! Unlocked 9/24/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Yoink Unlocked 9/24/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)

The Breach

20 Kills Unlocked 8/3/10
5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss Unlocked 8/3/10
10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete Unlocked 8/3/10
25 Points
Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss Unlocked 8/3/10
25 Points
Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points Obtain 20 stars

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

the classroom 3

PERVERT Unlocked 7/1/09
5 Points
What are you staring at?
BULLY Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Finish the first level.
ONE SLICK KID Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Alter the test.
VETERAN Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
LEARNER 5 Points Complete the tutorial.
FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST 100 Points Complete the game without being caught.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/230 points)

The Gun Game

Reloader Unlocked 4/10/10
10 Points
Reload any weapon 100 times
Juggler Unlocked 4/10/10
25 Points
Flip a gun 100 times
Target Hater Unlocked 4/10/10
50 Points
Equalize 500 targets
Midnight Skully 10 Points ???
Campaigner 50 Points Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Gun Addict 50 Points Play for 4 hours
Expert 100 Points Earn 57 expert medals
Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points Collect every single in game achievement

Medals Earned: 3/8 (85/395 points)

The Snow Runs Red

KID KILLA Unlocked 12/26/10
25 Points
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points Survive an entire level with a dead tree
GET A LIFE 25 Points Collect tree extra lives during a single game
25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points Survive to level 25
AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
BLOODY MESS 50 Points Survive 15 levels without dying once
GIMME GIMME 50 Points Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
HEALTHY HEART 50 Points Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
TREE HUGGER 50 Points Max out your tree defenses
WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points Max out all four upgrade categories

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/460 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Can't wait for it Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition Unlocked 4/4/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated Unlocked 3/21/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm Unlocked 3/25/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love Unlocked 5/10/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD Unlocked 3/25/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! Unlocked 3/25/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir Unlocked 4/4/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality Unlocked 4/5/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator Unlocked 5/10/09
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo Unlocked 3/20/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 25/26 (450/500 points)

This is Madness 2010

Hotdog? No thank you Unlocked 9/26/10
5 Points
Politely decline
So what's new in 2010? Unlocked 9/29/10
5 Points
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown Unlocked 9/22/10
10 Points
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff Unlocked 9/22/10
25 Points
Defeat Sheriff
One hotdog please 5 Points Politely accept
Shh... It's a secret 5 Points Find the secret spot
Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points Kill 50 agents (in one session)
This is blasphemy! 10 Points Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Back from the dead 25 Points Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
I thought their blood was green... 25 Points Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior 50 Points Defeat Savior
Hoarder 50 Points Stockpile 500 points
Weapon Master 50 Points Buy all weapons
New Competitor? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 9/26/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 9/26/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 9/26/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Golden Shell Unlocked 9/27/09
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 9/26/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
WorldsEdge Unlocked 9/26/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Houdini Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Incest is best Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Zapped 5 Points Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Brundlekin 10 Points Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Radioactive Hamster 10 Points How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Sick Parents 10 Points Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Guy sage brush 25 Points Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Klaw Kommander 25 Points Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Spider Slayer 25 Points Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
We deserve it 25 Points Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
You might be a redneck if... 25 Points Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Hellhound 50 Points Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Speed is the best candy 50 Points Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Depth Prober Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woodchuck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)